Um … I just got an email telling me that I can, “Be A Sperm-man With Shitload Of Sperms.” Wow … thanks? Trying to figure out how you can shit a load of sperm when both come out two completely different holes. I guess I’ll never know unless I try that herbal supplement.

So, I almost died today. Stupid old lady almost hit me in the parking lot since she was speeding on through, and when I motioned for her to slow down, she shook her bony knob-of-a-finger at me like shame on me for my existence. Twas kinda weird though because normally it’s the old people that drive overly conservative. I guess there is always one rotten egg in the bunch.

I did something today I never thought possible. I walked away from Ulta today only spending $5.03. How cool is that? Normally I spend on average $50 there, but today I was good. In fact, in all technicality, I bought $14 worth of stuff, but I had coupons so I ruled. Yeah-ha!

Hm what else do I have to ramble about? OH! This girl came in my history class today to get volunteers to be apart of the school’s production of The Vagina Monologues. When she asked if there were any questions, the smart ass old guy in my class asked if there was The Penis Monologues, to which she replied, “Well that’s something that goes on with guys everyday.” Mwah hah hah hah! It was great. I laughed. Hard.

You know what I have noticed? Peoples anniversaries happen in October. Louie’s 3rd year was yesterday, today was Abby’s 2nd year, tomorrow is my parent’s 21 years, and Friday is my 23 months w/Joshua. What is it with October? Agh.

Anyhoo, my hands are freezing so I’m gonna shower and to bed I go. Yar!

Edit: Btw, today I learned people are paranoid. When I was changing in the bathroom at school after Yoga class, some chick says to her friend, “LIKE OMG! I think there are cameras watching us behind these mirrors!”

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Holly commented on Thursday, October 5th, 2006, 3:47 am

Hmm, I wonder if anyone does actually want to be “Sperm-man…”. Thanks but no thanks. Lol. I love junk mail, especially the ones that try and trick you by putting their subject as “Re: *some email you supposidly sent them*”. Sneaky!
Eek! Scary old car driving lady! That’s really freaky! there are crazy drivers at my uni too, they like to hoon through the car park like it’s a main road. I’m kind of scared of being run over. :faint:
I’d never heard of Ulta, but I clicked the link and it looks exciting…sparkly smelly things! Fun!
Hahah Vagina Monologues, I remember when people did that show here, and all the newspapers just went absolutely nuts with “moral panic”! I haven’t seen it, since I was only about 15 or so, and you had to be 18 (I think), but it sounds very cool. Yay Eve Ensler.
Lol, personally I hadn’t noticed everyone’s anniversaries in October! For me, it’s like everybody’s birthdays are in September though, it’s crazy! :P

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