I’m sitting here at the computer minding my own business when a user on AIM by the name of “DictativeTrout” IMs me.
One trout to rule them all, one trout to find them, one trout to bring them all, and in the darkness bind them.
I prefer the ring instead of trout, but I am sure Gollum [...]

Alrighty, so despite my rant last month, I ended up caving in and buying an iPhone. Not only did I get one for myself, but I let Joshua in on the magic thus exempting me from paying any bills whatsoever until I get a new car. I got it for the phone features rather than [...]